Bachelorette Parties
7 Must-Have Bachelorette Pary Props
Don’t head out for the bachelorette bash without packing a
proper bag of tricks. Here’s what to bring. – By Amy Elliott
Wondering what to bring to the bachelorette bash? At your
average bawdy bride’s send-off, you’re likely to find a bevy of beads, boas,
phallic references, and bad behavior. As you gear up for the hoopla, you can
pull out all of the stops or cut a few corners. Here’s the final word on what
to put into your bachelorette bag of tricks:
♡ The Headpiece
You want everyone you encounter – the limo driver, the mini-mart
clerk, bartenders, and cute guys at bars—to know what’s coming when they see
your hooting entourage. Mini-veils are the most popular ways to make the bride
stand out, but you can also have her wear a glitzy tiara, a bride hat, or
better yet, a hilarious wig.
♡ The Dare-to-Do List
Create and bring a list of missions for the bride to fulfill
throughout the evening. A scavenger hunt version requires the bride to score
such items as a condom, five men’s business cards, a pair of boxer shorts, and
other loot. The dare’s list might include goofy—but not completely humiliating—acts
such as serenading an unsuspecting stranger, dancing on a table, or crank-calling
an ex-boyfriend.
♡ Suck-For-a-Buck Accessory
Pack a candy necklace for the bride to wear. This classic bachelorette
party stunt requires enlisting random willing males to remove the candies from the
bride’s neck… with their teeth. The charge is $1 per bite. Can’t find a necklace?
Just glue wrapped candies to the T-shirt and make the bride wear that instead.
♡ A Bit of Burlesque
Add a hint of hooker to the bachelorette’s outfit to make her feel
dangerous, daring, and fabulously embarrassed. A feather boa is perfect. Encourage
all guests to bring a naughty accessory or article of clothing for the bachelorette
to wear at some point during the evening.
♡ Blow-up Doll
He’s the only male guest allowed at the party. The best part? He’s
naked. Make the bachelorette carry him around all night – some groups choose to
handcuff him to her wrist (don’t lose the key). The blow-up doll is also a great
way to liven up at-home soirees, where drunken men won’t be available for harassment.
♡ X-Rated Essentials
Fearing that trip to the sex shop? Scaling a jungle full of penis
paraphernalia can quickly become overwhelming. Our advice: Make a beeline for the
penis sipper (A.K.A. “dickie sippie”) and straws. Since the bachelorette is likely
to be boozing it up all night, these items make the most sense, provides a constant
laugh, and allow everyone to get in on the phallic fun (there are six straws per
pack).
♡ Disposable Cameras
When the party is over, the energy and excitement of the night will
be reduced to a few fuzzy moments. So don’t let a single minute of the evening’s
debauchery go undocumented. Bring at least two cameras so that no explicit scenes
get censored. The maid of honor should be in charge of retrieving the cameras at
the end of the night to guard them from any blackmail-prone situations.
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